I recently decided to finally offer dick rating VIDEOS. It didn’t take long until I found the first specimen to lay my eyes on 👀
Hope you enjoy my first ever dick rating video! If you also want such a fancy NFRC video about your dick – and if you even dare – hit me up in the DM 😁💜
About the rating 1-10:
1 = Luckily I’ve never seen one. I wouldn’t even dare to touch
2 = Do you know slugs, the animal? – Maybe I would pet it gently :3
3 = If I was locked for weeks without an orgasm – then maaaybe
4 = Average, but there are some things I don’t like – I maybe would
5 = Average, seen in any locker room – I maybe would
6 = Average, seen in gay locker rooms – I maybe would
7 = Me likey much! – I probably would
8 = Awesome! – I probably would
9 = Just wow, mesmerizing! – I certainly would
10 = OMG, fuck me, RIGHT NOW !!! (unfortunately I’ve never seen one 😞)
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